What´s a limerick?
The limerick´s an art form complex
Whose contents run chiefly to sex;
It´s famous for virgin
And masculine urgin´s
And vulgar erotic effects.
The Plumber
There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She said: "Stop your plumbing,
There´s somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing,"It´s me".
The girl from Aberystwyth
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took her grain to the mill to get grist with.
The miller´s son Jack,
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pissed with.
O´Tuomy´s drinking song
I sell the best brandy and sherry
To make my customers merry
But at time their finances
Run short as it chances,
And then I feel very said, very.
Underlag: Svea Hund
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